Rocket Phone blasts off

Now this Rocket Phone is truly one weird and wacky communications device - it comes in a fire engine red color and will definitely turn more heads than a bald Britney Spears. Other than making and receiving calls, you will also benefit from USB connectivity, a microSD memory card slot, an integrated media player, a color display, and a 2 megapixel camera for all your other cellphone needs. No idea on where exactly are you supposed to store this whenever you head outdoors though.